I hope they mention me at their wedding.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
So I have been getting more and more wrong numbers asking for Kristen. Okay, only three, but the point is, I have found out, through a misdirected text that Kristen and Josh are now together. That's right! Josh from Lagoon who hitches rides off of random parents! Kristen is a lucky girl. I cannot help but think I had something to do with their good fortune.
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Yesterday was my birthday. It was great. I have the best family and friends in the world. My sisters gave me brekfast in bed and then me and H (names shortened to protect the innocent.) and I went downtown and had lunch. I had a jolly old time riding trax. Then I drove to my family's home and they fed me the tastiest dinner and we had ice cream and mousse cake. And then my other sister, L took me to Barnes and Noble and told me to choose whatever I wanted! Poor L is now broke, but I'm happy. I dropped L off at the mall and I was accosted by one of those little weight loss shops that sit in the middle of the isle and jump on people who pass. The lady came up to me and said,
"Excuse me, would you like to try our new green tea weight loss shake?"
I looked at her blankly and said,
"Do I look like I need to lose weight?"
(for those of you who know me, the answer is a decided YES!)
"Oh no!" she assured me, "Not at all!"
"Oh good, thank you for your time." I strode off.
I hate those little shops, and that felt really good.
But the best part is that late in the morning, I recieved a text that said,
"Hey Kristin, I'm Josh. We met at Lagoon a few weeks ago while I was working. your mom drove me home:) remember?"
I texted back,
"Hey josh. First of all how are you? Secondly, I think you have the wrong number. You owe me 25 cents for this text."
He didn't respond. That made me sad.
I love birthdays!