"Excuse me, would you like to try our new green tea weight loss shake?"
I looked at her blankly and said,
"Do I look like I need to lose weight?"
(for those of you who know me, the answer is a decided YES!)
"Oh no!" she assured me, "Not at all!"
"Oh good, thank you for your time." I strode off.
I hate those little shops, and that felt really good.
But the best part is that late in the morning, I recieved a text that said,
"Hey Kristin, I'm Josh. We met at Lagoon a few weeks ago while I was working. your mom drove me home:) remember?"
I texted back,
"Hey josh. First of all how are you? Secondly, I think you have the wrong number. You owe me 25 cents for this text."
He didn't respond. That made me sad.
I love birthdays!