Obama on Broadway!!

So, I have just discovered that there has been not one, not two, but three musicals written about President Obama! But here is the kicker,

Not a single one of them has been made by Americans. One in London, one in Germany, and one, oddly, in Kenya.

It seems as though the man who was nearly considered the messiah and was awarded the nobel peace prize for no reason and who is going to reform this country and save the world can't even get his own country to make him a musical. Which is too bad, because I want to see it on tour. I mean, who wouldn't want to see Obama in a leotard?

I can just see the songs in my head. They'll start off with the award winning, Obama on my mind and then jump into Health care's bustin' out all over! and move into the timeless, My wife's arms ending up in the showstopper, Do you hear the socialists sing?

Somewhere in there, there will be a plot twist involving the family dog. It'll be great. I can't wait.

Next, they're going to do: Sanford on the Appalachian Trail. Watch out! There's nudity in this one.